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		<title>Old school technology is torture</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My kids have no clue what a rotary phone is, and they certainly do not remember Internet access via dialup. They think email is old school. If they can not send and receive messages instantly they think they have missed out on something. Postage? Get real, you want me to mail something, now why would [...]]]></description>
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<p>My kids have no clue what a rotary phone is, and they certainly do not remember Internet access via dialup. They think email is old school. If they can not send and receive messages instantly they think they have missed out on something.</p>
<p>Postage? Get real, you want me to mail something, now why would I waste my time and money on postage.</p>
<p><a rel="bookmark" href="http://blaugh.com/2006/11/27/torture-20"><img class="comic" title="Torture 2.0" src="http://blaugh.com/cartoons/061127_dial-up_torture.gif" alt="Torture 2.0" width="447" height="250" /></a></p>
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		<title>3 Estrogen &#8211; 1 Testosterone = Insanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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<p>I am married with 2 teenage daughters. We have 2 female dogs and 2 female cats.</p>
<p>Is it any wonder I am a geek?</p>
<p>Oh yeah, there is one male Gerbil left, although we have not spent much time together.</p>
<p>Things that I can&#8217;t grasp.</p>
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<li>Didn&#8217;t we just buy a 24 roll pack of toilet paper.</li>
<li>Why do they have to straighten their hair?</li>
<li>How much does makeup cost?</li>
<li>That bug is smaller than your fingernail, step on it!</li>
<li>How many pair of shoes is in that closet?</li>
<li>Start getting ready for a 7pm movie at 2pm.</li>
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<p>Things that help me survive.</p>
<ul>
<li>Headphones</li>
<li>Nascar</li>
<li>Guitar</li>
<li>Ukulele</li>
<li>Internet</li>
<li>Soduko</li>
<li>Poker</li>
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<p>So, it is a fact, 3 Estrogen &#8211; 1 Testosterone = Insanity</p>
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